at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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