Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
I am one with the molecules
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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