and my herpes radar will keep us safe
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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