Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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