Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Randomize
