Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
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