3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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