i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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