fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
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