his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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