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the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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