Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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