so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
pop tarts are not kleenex
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Randomize
