Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
your room smells of hookers.
And success
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Randomize
