i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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