Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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