that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
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