Do you still have your period?
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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