No stitches, just platelets and will power
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
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