Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
Did we literally take a cab across the street
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
I am available for nakedness
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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