So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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