That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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