Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
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