It's like God shit irony all over that family
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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