She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
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