you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
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