***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
You need Xanax blowdarts
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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