they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
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