hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Randomize
