Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
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