How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
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