Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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