Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
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