Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
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