I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
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