Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
i think i have herpe
just one?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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