Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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