I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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