Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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