I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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