i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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