the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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