i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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