I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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