If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
we should paint friendship bongs
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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