I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
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