I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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