You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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