If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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