Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
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