Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
I want to be your penis for a week.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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