listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Randomize
