Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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