My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
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