And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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