If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
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